It's me, Alan.

July 26, 2011 | 03:01 AM | 5,189 notes

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June 30, 2011 | 11:24 PM |

Not amused..

I went out and bought my prom stuff today only to get home and be told I can’t have any money and that my brother hasn’t got his girlfriend’s ID for me.

My family suck.

June 30, 2011 | 10:22 PM | 22,044 notes
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

istimeformiracles:

tacosandassassins:

bitcheslovebrittana:

napoleonsfirstname:

Blarghara Streisand - Duck Sauce ft. Nigel Thornberry

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Oh my god.

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June 25, 2011 | 08:19 PM | 22,744 notes

The awkward moment your daughter doesn’t care about the fertility vase of the Ndebele Tribe

And you’re there like

 

“Who are you?”

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June 23, 2011 | 05:30 PM |

Dulux, Durex, same thing <3

Lol. I’m faptastic.

June 07, 2011 | 01:20 AM | 73,923 notes
INCEPTION

INCEPTION

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June 06, 2011 | 10:34 PM |

Completely forgot how difficult sit ups were..

I understand why I stopped doing them now.

/dead.

June 06, 2011 | 04:25 PM | 4,591 notes
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I love this soo much &lt;3

I love this soo much <3

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June 03, 2011 | 11:17 PM | 3,372 notes
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